Cheesy Marketing Jokes

It’s April Fools Day! Some marketers’ will be looking to top last year’s viral promotional pranks (bacon mouthwash anyone?), but we decided to leave out the bacon and just take the opportunity to get a little cheesy.

Prepare to groan, and enjoy these over-the-top marketing jokes from Hubspot. Make it today’s guilty pleasure. Know more funny marketing jokes? Please share them in the comments!

 

apr_jokeHow many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None — they’ve automated it.

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What’s a personality trait of a bad marketer?

Anti-social.

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Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?

He was worried about his bounce rate.

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Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married?

Because they weren’t on the same landing page.

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